And so, chickens. For fuck's sake.
So, this old friend of mine downloaded an album off some satanic torrent site and gave me this weird fucked up 'music' that was all screams and chants in some language I didn't bother to understand, but I must admit, the noise was good.
I was laughing my guts out when two clawed hand appeared out of the darkness beyond the fence and chucked off the chicken. I nearly pissed myself in fear.
"Delish," it said, "ask your wish boy, cuz I liked the taste of the chicken and I like your taste in music."
But, that is in the past, right now, let's get these three chicken out. I got some gasoline and I feel kinda pyromantic.
This one was written without any music or internet to bother me and just to make it clear, I never really set a chicken on fire, but I have given it serious thought at times.